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You're Not Stupid Potato DIRTH Tee

$14.25

Tired of Flat Earth nonsense? Let the world know you're not the problem—DIRTH is! Featuring the infamous Potato Dirth in all his tuberous glory, this shirt is the perfect way to showcase your frustration with Flat Earth grift… while getting a good laugh.

✔ Soft, comfy, and scientifically accurate!
✔ Ideal for debunkers, skeptics, and anyone with a functioning brain.
✔ Guaranteed to trigger a Flat Earther near you!

🌎💨 Because the Earth isn't flat... but Dirth sure is dense.

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  • 100% cotton
  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

You're Not Stupid Potato DIRTH Tee Size Guide

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Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.