Witsit the Platypus T-Shirt – Un-falsifiable Fashion! 🦆🔥
Ready to aetherically displace your wardrobe to the next level? The Witsit the Platypus T-Shirt is scientifically* engineered (not really) for maximum comfort, maximum sarcasm, and minimum critical thinking (if you're a Flerf).
🔹 Stylish Witsit the Platypus design – because platypuses just make sense.
🔹 Super soft and comfy – unlike a Flat Earther’s understanding of physics.
🔹 Perfect for everyday wear, live debates, or your next Antarctic “experiment” that totally won’t prove the globe.
Wear it loud, wear it proud, and watch as pseudoscience crumbles around you! 😆
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Regular fit
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Witsit the Platypus T-Shirt – Un-falsifiable Fashion! 🦆🔥 Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|