Witsit the Platypus - GOLDEN SHOWER EDITION Adventure Backpack
Witsit the Platypus - GOLDEN SHOWER EDITION - Adventure Backpack! Available by popular demand!
Perfect for storing all your most scientifically sound equipment, like a gyroscope that definitely fits (if you just aetherically displace it into another dimension). Need to smuggle years-old vapes past Karen from HR? No problem! This backpack has exactly the kind of quantum storage needed for long-forgotten nicotine artifacts.
Designed for serious explorers heading to Antarctica (or just sleeping under a table while livestreaming about it), this backpack is as functional as it is highly questionable. Order now before NASA censors it!
At last, available in the deeply desired colour of p!$$ yellow, especially for friend of the Debunkatorium CHARLES ARNOLD. You're welcome, sir!
FEATURES:
- Versatile medium-sized backpack
- Spacious inner pocket
- Separate 15'' laptop section
- featuring whimsical charm of Witsit the Platypus
- literally covered in D3Rp
- Exclusive DP Debunks Merch!
**Vapes not included
** does not actually behave like a TARDIS and is not bigger on the inside
More details
- 100% polyester
- Fabric weight: 9.56oz
- Dimensions: H 16⅞" (42cm), W 12¼" (31cm), D 3⅞" (10cm)
- Capacity: 4 gallons (15l)
- Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20kg)
- Water-resistant material
- Large inside pocket with a separate compartment for a 15” laptop, front pocket with a zipper, and a hidden pocket with zipper on the back of the bag
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: DP Debunks
- Email: dp-debunks-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults and children.
Meets the flammability, and lead, phthalates, cadmium and bisphenols level requirements.
2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Dimensions: H 16⅞" (42cm), W 12¼" (31cm), D 3⅞" (10cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.