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🐧 Penguin Sandwich T-Shirt – Tuxedo Fresh, Toasty Goodness 🥪

$12.50

Straight from the stream and toasted to perfection! The Penguin Sandwich T-Shirt brings life to the legendary question that broke the internet (or at least your live chat): “How much would you pay for a penguin sandwich?” Now a proud DP Debunks classic, this shirt features your favorite squishy tuxedo snack wedged lovingly between two crispy slices of cartoon bread, with that unmistakable glowy edge of meme perfection.

Whether you're a fan of absurd questions, chaotic stream energy, or just really cute penguins, this shirt delivers the flavor. Perfect for Derpunkers, Zoo Crew chaos agents, and lovers of scientifically implausible lunch options.

FEATURES:

  • Soft, breathable cotton for comfy wear

  • Crisp “Penguin Sandwich” graphic with glowing retro font

  • Available in a range of vibrant colors (black’s the OG vibe)

  • Guaranteed 0% real penguin*

*No actual penguins were harmed, sandwiched, or grilled in the making of this shirt.

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

🐧 Penguin Sandwich T-Shirt – Tuxedo Fresh, Toasty Goodness 🥪 Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.