DELUXE Witsit the Platypus Backpack - ANTARCTIC EXPLORER EDITION
Introducing the Witsit the Platypus Backpack – DELUXE ANTARCTIC EXPLORER EDITION! 🌍🐾❄️
For the truly elite flat-earth researcher on a mission, this highly advanced (but still totally unverified) backpack is engineered to withstand the harshest Antarctic conditions—like mild airport security questioning and an inconvenient lack of funding.
This DELUXE edition features:
✅ Extra-dimensional storage for your massive gyroscope (just aetherically displace it, duh)
✅ A secret vape compartment for only the most vintage, years-old nicotine artifacts
✅ NASA-proof lining (which totally doesn’t just mean ‘fabric’)
✅ A built-in Karen Repellent System™, because you still haven’t been paid for all your hard globe-denying work
Whether you're braving the ice walls or just heading to the store to stock up on snacks for your next 12-hour livestream, this backpack has you covered. Order now before NASA adds it to the official conspiracy blacklist!"** 🚀❄️🧭
More details
- Made from 100% polyester
- Fabric weight: 9.56 oz
- Dimensions: 16.1″ (41 cm) in height, 12.2″ (31 cm) in width, and 5.5″ (14 cm) in diameter
- Capacity: 5.3 gallons (20 l)
- Max weight: 44 lbs (20 kg)
- Water-resistant material
- A large inside pocket with a separate pocket that fits a 15″ laptop
- A hidden pocket with zipper on the back of the bag
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: DP Debunks
- Email: dp-debunks-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults and children. Meets the flammability, and lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.